If the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC) suggests gearing up for a zombie apocalypse, shouldn't survivalists, hikers, backpackers, campers, and overall prepper-types get set? So says a new must-have JClaw Tek product on Amazon. Their new Zombie First Aid Kit isn't kidding. It multitasks. It has the field essentials necessary for outrunning those all too fond of human brains while still keeping survivalists safe for regular camping trips and whatnot. Equipped with clearly labeled pockets filled to the brim with over sixty-two first aid essentials the walking dead and the run-of-the-mill ouchie don't stand a chance.