Man Claims He Can Predict the Winner of the 2014 Winter Olympics by Reading Dog Poop
Jim Coniglione, the owner of Scoopy Doo Dog Waste Removal Company - the self-proclaimed "Turd Whisperer" - is at it again. Employing a scientific method all his own, Coniglione says he can predict the over-all winner in this year's Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia by studying the frozen poop in the field, and right now it's looking good for the USA.