No matter how much alcohol they have had, birds do not become pregnant, therefore all of this is absurd. Pregnancy is a trait of mammals. Things growing inside of birds cannot weigh them down since they must remain light in order to fly. They lay eggs because of this. Who lays the biggest eggs among birds? Although an ostrich lays the largest bird egg in the world, the egg is really the smallest in relation to the mother, making up only 2% of her overall weight. Can a female parakeet cohabit with two males? I would not have to worry about anyone laying eggs and the associated problems like being egg-bound as a pair of males will nearly always get along nicely. A male/female combination would work, but I really don't want to breed parakeets because the female might wind up berating the male and becoming too possessive.